his face just screams “you try and fucking stop me”
- october 1st: i'm cOMIN OUTTA MY GRAVE AND I BEEN DOIN JUST FINE
last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.
i know that i’m beautiful because my mother would not have kept an ugly child she has standards
"im not racist i hate everyone equally" yeah, hey buddy how’s the sixth grade goin
"how to perfect the natural, no makeup look"
step 1. you will need these 27 cosmetic products
what haircuts tell you about sexuality:
- straight girls all have long hair
- lesbians always have short hair
- bisexuals wear an elegant yet easy to maintain bob
- asexuals shave their head in the style of the pious monk
- pansexuals put pans on their head. they put a fucking pan on th
No no no no, just no. OMG enough with the stereotypes, I’m 100% lesbian with a damn long hair. Stop it.
Did you even read it till the end?
Sex is great. I get it. Who doesn’t love sex? But it seems like that’s all that matters to anyone anymore. Where is the love? I want the intimacy and the Late night talks. I want to take you on dates and hold your hand in front of your parents. I want to kiss you in the middle of a crowded restaurant and take turns using cheesy pick up lines on each other until we both are laughing like crazy people. Those things are pleasurable too.
I wish I wish
With all my heart
TO FUCKING PASS MY CLASSES AND FINALS
- girl: babe come over
- boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
- girl: my parents aren't home
- boy: I know
Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Can you believe there is love that is illegal
can you believe it’s not butter
the fact that Tumblr can fit weed, bestiality and diary products all into one post doesn’t even phase me anymore
i really dont think they meant bestiality