llcooljofficial:

one time in 7th grade everyone in my class got really quiet so i said “dildo” just to see the ridiculous reaction since i knew how immature 7th graders were

for 30 minutes, there was an uncontrollable uproar of laughter and someone fell and hit their head on a chair and had to go to the nurse

because i said dildo.

queerashellandstuff:

queerashellandstuff:

pros about being in lesbians with a girl

  • can makeout in the girls bathroom
  • girls are cute af
  • wear each others’ clothes
  • fantastic sex

cons about being in lesbians with a girl

  • ?????
  • there aren’t any??

it has come to my attention that there are, in fact, cons about being in lesbians with another girl

  • she won’t kill the spider either
  • two periods