what do you call a sphere full of idiots
sorry satan, I was kinda busy
*drops hint* *crush trips over it*
*runs after garbage truck* WAIT!!!!! YOU FORGOT ME!!!!!
Me in the party: Gosh golly! This beat is… Whoo! This beat is… DANDY!
mom, dad… i’m…. RANDOM!! LOL XD
people that point out acne:
- pack ur bags
- buy a plane ticket
- go to hell
people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people